Other Characters

 

PIG

Pig : (phone room nickname) His real name is Edward and & is a dirty slob & ex-sports statistical. He has a fetish for very dominant, Very big beautiful women. He is always collecting aluminum cans to help him pay for his conventions regarding the Big Beautiful women that he visits every other month in cities all over the country.      

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George

 

George: Late 30’s, one of the computer supervisors, very shy, quiet & only speaks by miming.  He works as an accountant at his morning job then arrives at the phone room in the afternoon. He is so meek that he walks around the phone room checking to make sure the callers are on the right campaign on his tippy toes. He never has any lines on the show, he just sneaks around from cubicle to cubicle meekly, quietly. 

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Package Delivery man

Deliveryman is in 20's and is fast pasted.


Sean: Part time supervisor, early 30s,very tall & very thin, a Zid Zigler fanatic, stressed , nervous, a double AA  personality type, over the top. He shoves down pot after pot of coffee,& gets everyone before the shift starts to visualize, do Neuroliguistic programming techniques in order to increase sales productivity. The people in the office hate this of course & wish he’d keel over & die already.


Michelle: 20's French female impersonator, who has a voice like Lou Rawls despite his ability to look like Cher. When he first arrives at the phone room, he flirts with Archie, & proceeds to make Archie very uncomfortable. His mannerisms are effeminate & over the top. He comes to work at times dressed like Cher because of his impersonation job at a night club, while other days he wears  jeans, a t-shirt with mascara  & a little rouge.                                     


Interviewers for the job.

Elvis look a like..

Elvis interviews, sings a bit Margolis says your good, but we need someone dependable, that can stay around.. Oh yes, I can stay till my big break.. his cell phone rings, his agent is on the phone with a entertainment job.. Sure I can make it.. Says sorry, got a go got a gig.  Henry, this is such a in and out business. 
 


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