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 “Pig” formally known as Edward. Pig 40's, grew up in varies foster homes, being shuttled by the system from place to place. His mother had ended up in a mental hospital when he was 5 years old & his father was an extreme alcoholic that ended up on the streets by the time Edward was 7.   

Since none of his foster parents ever emphasized cleanliness, Edward grew up unaware of his bodily hygiene. 

By the time he entered college, no one wanted to room with him because of his lack of cleanliness & sloppiness. It was actually a way of him getting attention, even unwanted attention was better than nothing to him. 

After college, he became a sports statician, but not without the urgings of his boss to “clean up his act.” He did clean up briefly, enough to land a 400 pound girlfriend. She refused to kiss him until he went to the dentist to get his teeth cleaned & his gums vacuumed.

Without Teresa’s, (HIS GIRLFRIEND) knowledge, he would go out of town to Big Beautiful Women Conventions. He would claim to Teresa that he was going out of town to do business.

He would pay overweight prostitutes to sit on his chest with their weight & dominate him. Eventually Teresa found out & left Edward for a “cleaner” man.

 Edward lost his job, fell into a deep depression & totally forgot about soap & water.

When his rent was three months late, he picked up a Penny Saver & saw an advertisement for telemarketers in the Phone Room. With the urgings of a good friend, he reluctantly visited the shower & went for an interview.

Within a month at the Phone Room, he was renamed by Jeanette as “Pig” because of the obvious. She would spray him with perfume every time she passed his desk

His favorite pass-time during the break was getting knee deep in garbage & looking for aluminum cans.  

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