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Pig
“Pig” formally known as Edward. Pig 40's, grew up in varies foster
homes, being shuttled by the system from place to place. His mother had
ended up in a mental hospital when he was 5 years old & his father
was an extreme alcoholic that ended up on the streets by the time Edward
was 7.
Since none of
his foster parents ever emphasized cleanliness, Edward grew up unaware
of his bodily hygiene.
By the time
he entered college, no one wanted to room with him because of his lack
of cleanliness & sloppiness. It was actually a way of him getting
attention, even unwanted attention was better than nothing to him.
After
college, he became a sports statician, but not without the urgings of
his boss to “clean up his act.” He did clean up briefly, enough to
land a 400 pound girlfriend. She refused to kiss him until he went to
the dentist to get his teeth cleaned & his gums vacuumed.
Without
Teresa’s, (HIS GIRLFRIEND) knowledge, he would go out of town to Big
Beautiful Women Conventions. He would claim to Teresa that he was going
out of town to do business.
He would pay
overweight prostitutes to sit on his chest with their weight &
dominate him. Eventually Teresa found out & left Edward for a
“cleaner” man.
Edward
lost his job, fell into a deep depression & totally forgot about
soap & water.
When his rent
was three months late, he picked up a Penny Saver & saw an
advertisement for telemarketers in the Phone Room. With the urgings of a
good friend, he reluctantly visited the shower & went for an
interview.
Within a
month at the Phone Room, he was renamed by Jeanette as “Pig” because
of the obvious. She would spray him with perfume every time she passed
his desk
His favorite
pass-time during the break was getting knee deep in garbage &
looking for aluminum cans.
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